A trip to the Mediterranean is expensive—or at least it’s a hell of a lot more expensive than our Brined Mediterranean Whole Turkey. It’s a naturally deliciously 6- to 10-pound premium Diestel Family Ranch bird that’s been tastefully seasoned with precisely the right amount of onion, paprika, and other spices. Let it take you on a tasty trip halfway around the world—without having to wait in line at security or that crick in your neck from sleeping on the plane.